Martin the Under 16 Manager - Eglus For Ethiopia (Shall We Do It?).mp3

Come on, it's for charity! CHARITY!

Okay, so my net connection is so gay tonight that I can't make the usual post
chock full of amazing images and equally amazing quips. Tonight the quips are
going solo. Besides, I am treating this as an oppurtunity to say some things I've
wanted to say for a while ~ ISN'T THAT HOW MARTIN LUTHER KING BEGAN
HIS FAMOUS CIVIL RIGHTS BLOG?!?

God I've started like 6 different threads about various things here, from Fall Out
Boy to MySpace to Indie Record Labels but I deleted them all because I just can't
be bothered writing it all out. In short:

Internet rants are a pile of shit. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS. But
they are. But you see, being aware of any problems with anything you're doing
is how to live in a postmoderist age.

Fall Out Boy aren't being serious: understand irony you cunts. Taking any
musican (read: entertainer) serious is fucking stupid.

Paris Hilton is playing the media for fools and yet the media laughs at her.
If you think she's stupid and does nothing then why are you talking about her.

The Internet is the wankest thing in history. It's so embarassing for everyone
involved.

George Bush is so much fucking smarter than anyone who makes fun of him for
being stupid. Because more powerful than they are in spite of being "stupid" like
everyone says. People argue that "terrorism" is just a meaningless buzz word that
Bush hides behind, but America hides behind Bush.

People on the internet sound like broken records.

What a pile of wank I know. I hope you enjoyed it.

- paul